so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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