Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
She has the best kind of daddy issues
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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