How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
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I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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