My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
what day is it and did you see me today?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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