: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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