You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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