HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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