Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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