i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
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my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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