I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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