White coat. Heels.
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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