Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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