I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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