Me too!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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