he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He better not be in your backpack
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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