belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
we made out on top of his cat.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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