the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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