I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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