he shaved USA in his pubs
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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