The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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