theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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