Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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