there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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