he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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