Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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