yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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