So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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