if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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