super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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