i just wanna soil my oats bro
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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