I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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