My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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