Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
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having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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