Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Randomize
