Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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