Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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