Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
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we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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