remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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