You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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