I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
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naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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