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Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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