id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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