is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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