I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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