i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
We were destined to go to rehab together
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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