it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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