im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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