we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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