you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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