he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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