Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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