i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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