weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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