so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
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