AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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