Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
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also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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