How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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