do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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